SELF PLEASURE SCHOOL IS HERE

WELCOME TO THE WORLD'S FIRST EVER MASTURBATION SCHOOL.

YOU ARE ON THE LEADING EDGE OF THE SECOND WAVE SEXUAL REVOLUTION. 

It's time to awaken your Orgasmic Vagina & let the magic begin...

Sexual pleasure and body love are your birthright. 

Together let's reclaim wholeness within...

Ready to join Self Pleasure School Now? Click here to begin or scroll down for more info...

MONTHLY 

£79/ month

cancel any time

  • Brand New Monthly Sexuality Practices
  • Live Monthly Embodiment Class
  • Live Monthly Q&A Call
  • Global Community of Pussy Witches


  • BONUS: £70 Jade Egg shipped to your door + Awaken Your Pussy Sparkles Jade Egg Practice (keep it even if you cancel!).


  • BONUS: £150 Keeley Olivia Glass Dildo + Cervical Activation Guided Practice!

12 MONTHS

£799 upfront

save £419 

  • Brand New Monthly Sexuality Practices
  • Live Monthly Embodiment Class
  • Live Monthly Q&A Call
  • Global Community of Pussy Witches 


  • BONUS: £120 Jade Egg VIP Pussy Sparkles kit guarenteed to magify your Vagina - shipped to your door!


  • BONUS: £150 Keeley Olivia Glass Dildo + Cervical Activation Guided Practice!

What Self Pleasure School Has to Offer

The World's First Masturbation School contains everything you could want to know about getting a Magica Vagina and falling in love with your lusious body.

NEVER BEFORE SEEN SEXUALITY CONTENT

A new era of Pussy awakening is calling in, and it's intergalactic. A champagne supernova in your underpants. 

SEXUAL AWAKENING Q&A CALLS

Ask me anything & learn just how normal you are by hearing other women ask the questions you've always wanted to ask. 

MONTHLY TRANSMISSIONS

Transmitted straight from the cosmos via my Vagina. Designed to unlock your unique Pussy magic. 

HIGH QUALITY VIDEO & AUDIO

Uber effective and lightening bolt power transformative practices for you to follow along with. 

LIVE GUIDED SELF-PLEASURE TELECLASSES

That's right, the schooling we all wish we'd had and the space and accountability to do your Pussy play. 

GLOBAL COMMUNITY OF PUSSY WITCHES

This web of Magical Vagina's is what will save the world. Humanity needs YOU. And Pussy Witches need each other. 

About Me

I run around the British countryside naked in my wellies and talk about Magical Vagina's alot. 

I wrote a masturbation memior called Unleashing the Female O and performed a TEDx talk called Masturbation is the New Meditation

I used to be an academic scientist but became a Pussy Revolutionarie because I couldn't bear living my life doing soul-less work. 

I created the Self Pleasure School to give women a place to integrate regular loving sexuality practices in their everyday lives so they can be the change they want to see in the world. 

I aim to fuck the system that seeks to oppress by loving myself so ferociously it dissolves in my wake. 

I know that life is magical. 


And that we are all made Stardust and soil. 


Keeley Olivia, November 1st 2018. 

"A NEW DAWN IS ON THE HORIZON...

THE ERA OF THE MAGICAL VAGINA IS HERE"

KEELEY OLIVIA - CHIEF PUSSY QUEEN OF THE WORLD

Self Pleasure School - What Is It Exactly?

Let's get clear on everything you need to know about The World's First Masturbation School.

WHAT EXACTLY IS SELF-PLEASURE SCHOOL?

Self Pleasure School is an online monthly membership site where I share brand new sexuality practices that you complete in your own time throughout the month. We also have two live calls a month: one is a live guided online embodiment class and the other is a live Q&A. The purpose of Self Pleasure School is to give you the platform and space to integrate Sexual Self-Care practices into your everyday life in an empowering and effective way while having my support and being connected to other women from around the world also embarking upon this journey. Self Pleasure School is like Hot Yoga for your Pussy or a High End Gym for your Sexual Self Care needs. Prioritise your Sexual Self Care and you will reap the benefits across all areas of your life. 

WHAT EXACTLY IS INCLUDED? 

Each month brand new, never before seen sexuality content is created to unlock sexual aliveness and vibrancy and awaken your body's natural sparkle and joy. The practices are designed to fit into your everyday life and therefore are kept short while holding immense transformational power. 

Included each month:

  •  1x transmission practice to connect to your inner Pussy mystic & unlock her power & wisdom,
  •  1x self-pleasure practice to awaken the orgamic pleasure of your Pussy & get your juices flowing,
  •  1x live online guided embodiment class with Keeley to remember your wild primal sexual self 
  •  1x group Q&A call wh Keeley to get all your questions answered 
  •  the best sign-up Pussy gift bonuses ever (worth £270!)

WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY SELF PLEASURE AND MASTURBATION?

When I say masturbation I mean specifically holistic masturbation, which I am defining as the art and science of exploring, creating, refining and enjoying the subtle and explicit sexual energies that exist within our bodies, and doing this in a way that makes us feel good and moves us towards a place of love, connection (to self, the universe & the magic of life), unity and inner peace and wholeness. Holistic Masturbation utilises specific tools, techniques & practices that can be used to connect to the body and sexuality in an integrated and pleasureable way. 

Alot of old paradigms of masturbation have been based on disconnection, dehumanisation, trauma, shaming and lack of awareness, knowlege and direction. Self Pleasure School makes masturbation healthy, celebratory and normal by providing beauiful, soulful guided practices to make it possible. 

Masturbation is, for me, specifically sexual and usually genitally focussed, often involving the persuit of orgasm. Self Pleasure can include Masturbation but it also encompasses so much more. Self Pleasure is about the reclamation of the human body as divine and sovereign, finding potent beauty in our individual human expresion and remembering the wild free abandon of our inner child. Self Pleasure is about pleasure and joy in life and in the body. Self Pleasure School brings us closer to dancing with mystery, creativity, grace, cosmic galore and raucous cackling female heritage. 

WHAT EXACT BENEFITS CAN I EXPECT?

A better way to ask this question is "What are the full capabilities of a sexually alive and Magical Vagina?" The answer spans both esoteric and practical realms, here are few examples:

  • having a turned on, pulsating and orgasmic Vagina! Bascally feeling like you're 21 again but with the wisdom and maturity of age - which is nice,
  • waking up at 3am wanting to make hot sweet love with your beloved and take sick days from work in the name of Pussy magic and great fucking sex,
  • dry humping corners of tables in the most inappropriate public places and then remembering where you are much to your horror and then realising you don't really care anyway cos you've got a Magical V,
  • ok so maybe that last one is just me... 
  • feeling so ecstatically connected to the wonder & amazement & enchantment of all of life that you could pop with joy and gratitude, you simply love that you exist - even when it feels challenging,
  • a better relationship, sex life and creative life, a more passionate career, deeper meaning and a fucking wild orgasmic Pussy and body you love to be in! Woohoo to that!


IS THE MONTHLY OR YEARLY PACKAGE BETTER FOR ME?

The yearly package is for the Pussy Queen who knows in her bones that integrating sexuality work into her everyday life is a non negotiable. She has probably tasted the transformative power it holds already - or can feel how potent it is - and is turned on at the prospect of a year long love affair with herself. Powerful spiritual transformation occurs with this package. 

The monthly package is for the Pussy Queen who is intrigued and aroused, curious and longing to reconnect with her desire, passion and orgasmic potential within. Whichever package you go for, be ready to traverse the cosmos through your very own Vagina. Enormous expansion awaits. 


WHAT IF I'VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM?

Don't worry, that's exactly why Self Pleasure School exists! Come on in! [pun intended]

"IT'S TIME TO JOIN THE PUSSY REVOLUTION,

YOU'RE READY & WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU."

KEELEY OLIVIA - GIRL WITH THE MAGICAL VAG

SELF PLEASURE SCHOOL IS OPEN 

SAY YES. LIVE YOUR DREAM. 

BE OUTRAGEOUS AND COURAGEOUS. 

Change the paradigm for women everywhere...

Walk your talk, live your truth. 

Drop orgasm bombs of beauty and love...

and most importantly...

TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. 

Click below to Join NOW!

MONTHLY

£79/ month

cancel anytime

  • Brand New Monthly Sexuality Practices
  • Live Monthly Embodiment Class
  • Live Monthly Q&A Call
  • Global Community of Pussy Witches  


  • BONUS: £70 Jade Egg shipped to your door + Awaken Your Pussy Sparkles Jade Egg Practice (keep it even if you cancel!).  


  • BONUS: £150 Keeley Olivia Glass Dildo + Cervical Activation Guided Practice!

12 MONTHS

£799 upfront

save £419

  • Brand New Monthly Sexuality Practices
  • Live Monthly Embodiment Class
  • Live Monthly Q&A Call
  • Global Community of Pussy Witches  


  • BONUS: £120 Jade Egg VIP Pussy Sparkles kit guarenteed to magify your Vagina - shipped to your door!


  • BONUS: £150 Keeley Olivia Glass Dildo + Cervical Activation Guided Practice!

OMG BONUS PUSSY GIFTS FOR MAGICAL VAGINA'S...

JOIN EARLY NOVEMBER AND RECEIVE A CERTIFIED CANADIAN NEPHRITE JADE EGG SHIPPED TO YOUR DOOR  

ALONG WITH A SPECIAL JADE EGG PUSSY SPARKLES AWAKENING PRACTICE.  

WTF YES, ALL £70 WORTH! 

(even if you cancel your monthly membership after the first month you still get to keep your Jade Egg - but obviously we don't think you'll want to!)

Sign up for 12 months: save £149, & receive a Keeley Olivia Glass Dildo plus Cervical Activation Practice worth £150 as well as a VIP Jade Egg worth £120!!!!!!!!!

That's £270 worth of physical gifts you'll be receiving to turbo charge your Vagina into the festive season all for FREE!!! Total cash savings: £419!!!

WARNING: side effects may include running around naked in the woodland and living a really joyful life. 

Yes I'm Ready To Join Self Pleasure School NOW!

MONTHLY

£79/ month

cancel anytime

  • Brand New Monthly Sexuality Practices
  • Live Monthly Embodiment Class
  • Live Monthly Q&A Call
  • Global Community of Pussy Witches  


  • BONUS: £70 Jade Egg shipped to your door + Awaken Your Pussy Sparkles Jade Egg Practice (keep it even if you cancel!).  


  • BONUS: £150 Keeley Olivia Glass Dildo + Cervical Activation Guided Practice!

12 MONTHS

£799 upfront

save £419

  • Brand New Monthly Sexuality Practices
  • Live Monthly Embodiment Class
  • Live Monthly Q&A Call
  • Global Community of Pussy Witches  


  • BONUS: £120 Jade Egg VIP Pussy Sparkles kit guarenteed to magify your Vagina - shipped to your door!


  • BONUS: £150 Keeley Olivia Glass Dildo + Cervical Activation Guided Practice!

Come join me in Pussy Narnia...

WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT TO DO?!


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